Discovered!!

Hahahaha, now we know why the McRat posts so many entries...

Finally I found my son

When I thought Madero was my best creation.................... then I found this

Follow the sequence

Can you find any relationship between these two pictures?!?!?!

Polla in the RetroFuck farm

PiggyPolla and his friends at the countryside

Your dream at the reach of your hand Polla

Sell your house Polla and invest the money in your dreams

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO POLLA

Japon
Papos extra tight y superpijas que no follan ni patras. Mira los sex reviews en internet mamon. Mandame la pagina donde digan que en Japon se folla a saco. Pero claaaaro igual todo el mundo miente para mantener el paraiso sexual japones alejado de nosotros

China
CHINA SUCKS! CHINESE PEOPLE SUCK MORE! THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN CHINA!

Islandia
si me mandan a la conferencia esa pues yo tambien voy (a follar)

Volar a Miami y conducir hasta Nueva York
En las grandes ciudades me parece que no vamos a follar a saco. En New Yorky en Philadelphia las tias eran superpijas y estaban demasiado buenas para ti mono.

Volar a Vancouver y conducir hasta Tijuana (con incursion a Las Vegas)
Las vegas SUCK. Es como ir a disneyland. Lleno de domingueros catetos jugando a las tragaperras. Es vicio de pacotilla y ultra-safe! En USA lo quemola es ir a pueblacos perdidos de Montana. Ahí SI que podemos follar paletas a carretillas. Nos vamos al bareto mas chungo del pueblo y si los locales no nos ostian nos follamos a sus zorras

Transiberiano, o Vodka train
Al fin un plan que es bueno y ademas barato. Ahora, follar follaremos solo aquellos a los que nuestra moral nos permita pagar por ello

Chile
SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS. Lo del madero con la paivi es patetico pero lo tuyo de ir hasta Chile simplemente para mendigar un polvo con una gorda es lo mas bajo

Lithuania-Belarusia-Ukrania
Este plan tambien es bueno. Podeis contar conmigo. Y si prescindimos denuestra moral y decimos a las ninyas ukranianas que nos vamos a casar conellas al igual hasta follamos

Sudafrika
DE QUE VAS MONO? Si quieres follarte negras con sida vete a la casa de campo

Brasil
A ver mono que eres mas lerdo que mi polla cuando esta dura. Los metodos de follaje estan claramente relacionados con el desarrollo economico y la religion dominante de un pais:
- Paises desarrollados poco religiosos o protestantes (e.g. Finlandia, USA): sobre todo en las areas rurales se folla a saco y sin pagar (jaja o cuenta la gente)
- Paises subdesarrollados con focos de riqueza brutal (e.g. Rusia, Brasil,...): Tres opciones para follar: O te casas con una pobre para sacarla delpais o te follas una puta o eres un pijo rico y guaperas que se folla a ninyas pijas bollycao (somos uno de estos??)
- Paises catolicos subdesarrollados (e.g. Espanya, Italia, Rumania): O casarte o de putas.


Polla... you are sick dude!

Hives wannabe

Wanna look like this?


Try order the suit from here

Has the rat got a heart?!?

Wanna see how lucky you are? wanna check how rich you are? Even though I know the rat will feel good about this, it is quite sad

Seeing is believing!!

Just have a look at
http://www.buffo.com/

Buffo.... develop your career in the Zirkus with Tonetto!

Anyway, it cannot be more humillating than your everyday life!

Retrofuck!

You look before you and you only see your past...
Polla, Salfa, etc.etc.
some things never change...

GIVE US FOOD SALFATORE TACAÑO

WE WANT TO EAT!
WE ARE HUNGRY!
WE ARE WAITING FOR THE DINNER YOU PROMISED

KEEP YOUR PROMISES OR YOU WILL NOT BE BETTER THAN US
DON'T BE A TAKANYO KATALUFO

WE WANT BARRUFETS, COSTICOLLS, NUSTALPENS Y FLOTILLOTS

About rats

I don't know how many rats I can find.......... but there are all kinds of disgusting animals out there.,....... some of them having human hearts (as many pigs also have).

Buitreraptor Pollarum

Never provoke a pissed monkey

Or you will suffer the consequences!

MORE DINNERS AND LESS PROVOKING

The Rat competition has started

We are surrounded (5.1) by rats. They are everywhere, not keeping promises, stabbing you in the back, etc. etc. Who can find the most ratty rat? Post it, people!
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SALFA THE RAT

"Next week I make dinner"

That was the phrase

2 weeks ago

Starving people still waiting
Dark
Long
Hungry
Time goes

Nothing happens

NEVER TRUST A CATALAN RAT
HIS PROMISES ARE ALWAYS EMPTY

Vaya descubrimiento!

Aquí ya teníamos ejemplares y nadie la daba importancia...

People that think that are better than the rest

Those .............................

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THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED
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If there is something worse than censorship.......................that is self-censorship

I hope someday we could live in a society where freedom of speech is respected and sarcasm and irony can be used (healthyly) without boundaries

Things that are done are done and cannot be changed. You have to live with them like TIOS and not try to hide them like they haven't happenned. There is nothing worse than living in regret.

Some sense of humour COÑO!!!!!!!

MADERO THE REDNECK

Have you seen the comment madero has left on the first post?!?!

Madero!!! go back to stonhenge!!

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Anonymous said...

De que se supone que debemosha blar aqui?
Almogavers?
Desperta Ferro?
en ingles?
en esàñol?
por que si pincho en Carlos o la Poli empieza a aparecer gente que no conozco de nada y con la que desde luego no quiero hablar?
No entiendo nada.....
que alguien me explique de que va esto... por favor....

Ps. Sirve para pillar? por lo menos?

MADERO

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If you had been brought up in a cutting edge like Mr. Makokool aka "Baboon" you wouldnt have these problems. Here a picture that shows all the family in the early 90s gathered around the computer

KUUDES LINJA

Pigs!

this is the website of a place in Hki that seems to be the closest to Doris that you can find in here.

http://www.kuudeslinja.com/


Ape, maybe you can get inside this one! Btw, check the end of the website, it seems you can send them demo CDs! Nonsense and PikkuPuu playing in Hki?!?!? Who knows!

Echo de menos a mi rusito

BUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

echo de menos ke mi rusito me de canya!! AJAJJAJAJJAA

Golfa a.k.a. The Golfa

THE RAINMAN SALFATORE ADVENTURES

Mono, the new Blogaddict

I cannot work! I need to Post! More, I cannot stop. I need blog. I need BLOG!! Please, let me blog.
JAJAJAJJA
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P.S: Is it not obvious why I moderate my blog? Poor Cejas wanted to make something creative, but again the one and same destroys everything. This is the most similar to a human DoS attack that I have seen. And it calls itself cool. Sorry. Kool.

Los arkitectos y su mundo imaginario de celofan

Ser arquitecto es la clave para ser kool??

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THEN MADERO???

When someone is cool?

When he fucks beautiful girls?

THEN MADERO IS NOT KOOL!

The Nerd Engineer at Ensto a.k.a. Cejorras

There is a problem ...............................

And the nerd engineer from Ensto got a solution!

PAJARRAKOS SAVER

Designed by Kateto Engineers

Used by Pathetic Animals

Cejas y su patetika autoayuda

Cejas is trying to escape from his situation........ and he tries to do that by all the time trying to be more kool than us....... and of course ....we are not going to let him show off his catetez all the time.

Cejas....... we support you...... but understand....... you can not try to be better than us!

Here some help for you .. hope it helps

Self leadership

I hope you feel more relaxed after all the last posts. It is good that I am starting this course now so I will be able to stand all your frustration. However, probably you have just started, havent you?

The Style is something you can't buy

If you have seen the movie "Bridget Jones Diary".... you might remember the luser with the luser clothes and the luser attitude.........

Find the differences (if any) with our beloved friend Mr CJ......... .... as you can see.... the both of them are fashion victims..... wearing the trendiest pullovers you can find in the market.