tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-230009482011-06-08T09:52:27.543+03:00ALMOGAVARES is the name of a class of Spanish soldiers. The Almogavares came originally from the Pyrenees, and were in later times recruited mainly in Navarre, Aragon and Catalonia. They wore no armour, dressed in skins, and carried the same arms as the Roman legionaries. Their discipline and ferocity, the force with which they hurled their javelins, and their activity, made them very formidable. However, their greed and violence made them intolerable to the Christian population.CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.comBlogger791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-47709371884490931062008-05-08T12:18:00.002+03:002008-05-08T12:29:28.562+03:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/SCLH4TXsQKI/AAAAAAAAAAk/jXr9-qS2x98/s1600-h/bufoeinstein.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197936690025218210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/SCLH4TXsQKI/AAAAAAAAAAk/jXr9-qS2x98/s320/bufoeinstein.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Una innedita muestra del inexorable avance de la ciencia del absurdus:</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>---------------------------------------------------</div><br /><div>Mono dijo:</div><br /><div>> Cejas dijo:<br />>"Fake?! yo no pierdo el tiempo con cosas absurdas."<br />- Saltos de trampolin<br />- Bailes de salon<br />- Pintar patatas<br />- Ver todos los dias 4 horas de programas de animales en la tele<br />- Todas las manyanas decir frente al espejo 1 hora lo feliz ke eres<br />- Comprarte 10 pijamas ridikulos al anyo<br />- Ir a joder tortugas a Costa Rica<br />etc etc</div><br /><div>----------------------------------------------------</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Po dijo:</div><br /><div>Venga a ver quien es el guapo que lo unico que no hace en todo el dia es cosas absurdas. Por ejemplo: </div><br /><div>Bufon:Pasear a exs/chorbas de colegas/tias que no se quiere follar por cabanyas, practicar kung-fu, systema, paracaidismo, y onanismo de fondo, hacer ventanas en el vater que dan al salon, etc... </div><br /><div>Mono:hacer pateticos fakes/videos/canciones y escribiendo e-mails (media de 10 al dia) que no ve/eschucha/lee nadie,cocinar/limpiar/comer papo para no enfadar a su chorba (a la que oficialmente no quiere y que esta ocupando ilegalmentesu vivienda), transportar lavadoras viejas de Helsinki a Tampere, visitar todos los paises recomendadosen <a href="http://www.safetraveler.com/" target="_blank">http://www.safetraveler.com/</a>, alquilar casas a gitanos, robar bolis del curro, vender bombillas, .... </div><br /><div>Po:Todo lo que hago es absurdo y no tiene ningun sentido, pero al menos yo lo se.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>------------------------------------------------------</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Buffo dijo:</div><br /><div>Po, no encuentro grandes diferencias entre nosotros. Tú paseas a chorbas de casa al curro para follartelas, practicas tenis, onanismo relámpago (con los cortos-cumshots como el Cejas), etc. Quizás la diferencia es que tú piensas que lo que tú haces es absurdo y a mi me divierte lo que yo hago.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>------------------------------------------------------</div><br /><div>Po dijo:</div><br /><div>Bufo, cual es la relación entre absurdo/con sentido y divertido/aburrido? Acaso yo he dicho que era diferente a vosotros?Acaso a tu colega del mundus absurdus no le mola colgarse quemarse los pezones?Acaso follar no me divierte?O hacerme una paja-relampago?O humillar al tenis al mono? Po</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>------------------------------------------------------</div><br /><div>Bufo dijo:</div><br /><div>Absurda es esta discusión. Para mi tiene sentido hacer algo que me divierte, con lo que no es absurdo.Jajaja, mono. Siempre un paso por detrás. TakaTaka. TakaTaka...</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>------------------------------------------------------</div><br /><div>Po dijo:</div><br /><div>Y el loco se come su propia mierda porque se lo ordena elpequenyo diablillo que se le aparece en las esquinas. Acasono tiene esto también sentido? Eliminemos el termino "absurdo" del diccionario!Propongamos el onanismo de fondo como nuevo deporte olimpico!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>------------------------------------------------------</div><br /><div>Finalmente Po encontro la respuesta:</div><br /><div>> Buffo dijo:</div><br /><div>> Absurda es esta discusión. Para mi tiene sentido hacer algo que me divierte, con lo que no es absurdo.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>A mi esta discusion me divierte -> luego no es absurda (para mi)</div><br /><div>Si algo divierte al bufo -> no es absurdo para el bufo</div><br /><div>Para el bufo esta discusion es absurda -> al bufo no le divierte</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Bufo, por que has escrito pues media docena de e-mails en esta discusion???dios, al fin lo encontramos,.... el bufo ha conseguido crear el "absurdo"</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Bufo el alquimista de la absurdidad!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>-------------------------------------------------</div><br /><div>Pero entonces llego: La Teoria de la Relatividad del Absurdo, por Buffo:</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Polla, tú también? Tú también vas un paso por detrás? La discusión era absurda hasta que empezó a divertirte. Entonces dejó de ser absurda. Sencillo. Simple.Qué mal han hecho los colegios de curas en España. Mo, Po, hasta a veces el Madero estipulando lo que es cool, absurdo, sucks. Podéis intentar hacer una tabla de verdad si hay varios opinantes. O eso no ESTA en tu incumbencia, Mono? Jajjaja.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-4770937188449093106?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ponanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598189310090047966noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-59516709848168869482008-02-15T09:54:00.001+02:002008-02-15T09:55:51.564+02:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xvwprjiCB9w/R7VFby2UH_I/AAAAAAAAAAo/FQO_r1QTQLU/s1600-h/Le+Madero+Imbecile+(08.10.2007).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167112491285880818" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xvwprjiCB9w/R7VFby2UH_I/AAAAAAAAAAo/FQO_r1QTQLU/s320/Le+Madero+Imbecile+(08.10.2007).jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-5951670984816886948?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-8908976860865539282008-02-14T15:19:00.001+02:002008-02-14T15:21:59.431+02:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xvwprjiCB9w/R7RAZy2UH-I/AAAAAAAAAAg/VvNxDIjC_SY/s1600-h/MAKO+(13.02.2008).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166825484391292898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xvwprjiCB9w/R7RAZy2UH-I/AAAAAAAAAAg/VvNxDIjC_SY/s320/MAKO+(13.02.2008).jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-890897686086553928?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-24812147114630912182008-02-14T15:18:00.000+02:002008-02-14T15:19:45.260+02:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xvwprjiCB9w/R7Q_4C2UH9I/AAAAAAAAAAY/CFVH6H-6RWo/s1600-h/Abuelito+Cejorras+(14.02.2008).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166824904570707922" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xvwprjiCB9w/R7Q_4C2UH9I/AAAAAAAAAAY/CFVH6H-6RWo/s320/Abuelito+Cejorras+(14.02.2008).jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-2481214711463091218?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-56894117753810974272008-02-14T15:16:00.002+02:002008-02-14T15:18:36.234+02:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xvwprjiCB9w/R7Q_ly2UH8I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/nU3tjBCHHEQ/s1600-h/Sad+Buffo+(14.02.2008).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166824591038095298" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xvwprjiCB9w/R7Q_ly2UH8I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/nU3tjBCHHEQ/s320/Sad+Buffo+(14.02.2008).jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-5689411775381097427?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-63447484039133233782008-02-11T15:37:00.000+02:002008-02-11T15:40:08.909+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u1JPLlrsfPo/R7BP83DB-QI/AAAAAAAAAYs/4WO5EvFZmtE/s1600-h/cover.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u1JPLlrsfPo/R7BP83DB-QI/AAAAAAAAAYs/4WO5EvFZmtE/s400/cover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165716679581366530" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-6344748403913323378?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-72148392895672010132007-11-19T19:11:00.001+02:002007-11-19T19:34:31.785+02:00A continuation of the famous series Follow-The-Sequence that started in <a href="http://almogavares.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html">March 2006</a>. For all of us that remember that entry with tears in the eyes here is a sequel that makes wrong the say "second parts are never better"<br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="left"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/R0HD9FWdnHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/km349MfLNfs/s1600-h/seq1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134600504354905202" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/R0HD9FWdnHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/km349MfLNfs/s320/seq1.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/R0HD9lWdnII/AAAAAAAAAAU/9TE4uUrQ1nI/s1600-h/seq2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134600512944839810" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/R0HD9lWdnII/AAAAAAAAAAU/9TE4uUrQ1nI/s320/seq2.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="right"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/R0HD9lWdnII/AAAAAAAAAAU/9TE4uUrQ1nI/s1600-h/seq2.jpg"></a></p><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/R0HD-FWdnJI/AAAAAAAAAAc/VP2tSEJKm28/s1600-h/seq3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134600521534774418" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/R0HD-FWdnJI/AAAAAAAAAAc/VP2tSEJKm28/s320/seq3.jpg" border="0" /></a> nyam nyam que bueno!<br /><br /><br />Special thanks to Buffo for convincing the main character to perform this amazing sequel.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="right"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lDCgI-vQ03M/R0HD-FWdnJI/AAAAAAAAAAc/VP2tSEJKm28/s1600-h/seq3.jpg"></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-7214839289567201013?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ponanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598189310090047966noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1165225790575915132006-12-04T11:42:00.000+02:002006-12-04T12:10:09.746+02:00Se que no es Japón, pero aquí se consigue. La acabo de meter en la nevera para esta noche.<br />Sayonara!<br />T<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6090/2266/1600/496947/IMGP4595.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/6090/2266/320/33528/IMGP4595.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-116522579057591513?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1163356597380424802006-11-12T20:35:00.000+02:002006-11-12T20:36:37.400+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/Weekend.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/Weekend.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-116335659738042480?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1163153893115037942006-11-10T12:15:00.000+02:002006-11-10T12:18:13.126+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/Monkey.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/400/Monkey.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >JUAJJAUAJAAUAJ!!!!!!!</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-116315389311503794?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1155124712134945492006-08-09T14:55:00.000+03:002006-08-09T14:58:52.253+03:00CEJAS LEE ESTO<br />EL MONO RULEZ<br />EL MONO ES GRANDE<br /><br />BUFFOCERDO LEE ESTO<br />EL MONO ES KANYERISIMO<br />EL MONO SE SALE<br /><br />POLLA LEE ESTO<br />EL MONO ES LO MAS<br />EL MONO ES BRUTALISIMO<br /><br />JAJAJAJAJAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII<br />LO HICEEEEEEEEEE<br />LO KONSEGUIIIIIIIIIIIII<br /><br />YO RULEZ THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDD<br />EL PUTO AMOOOOOO<br />AJJAJAJAJA<br />DIOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS<br />EL MONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />MONO MONOMONOMONOMONOMONOMONO<br />MONOMONIMONOMONOMONOMIONONOMOM<br />JAJAJJAJA<br /><br />NUMBER 1 IN JAPAN!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />^o^<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115512471213494549?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1154407604006251262006-08-01T07:32:00.000+03:002006-08-01T07:46:44.053+03:00<div align="center"><br />Here the cool clothing for the Winter 2006.......... as decided by Cejas....... who is always in the cutting edge of fashion<br /><br /></div><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/CEjascool.0.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Please notice the 2 cool models that are wearing those clothes.... they really kick ass!!<br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">CEJASSSSSS WELCOME HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115440760400625126?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1154230621148124162006-07-30T06:33:00.000+03:002006-07-30T06:38:56.560+03:00These are my eyes:<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/ojos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/ojos.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />and this is what they see:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/ratas.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/ratas.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Do I need to go to the optician to get new glasses?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115423062114812416?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1154111826826231392006-07-28T21:33:00.000+03:002006-07-29T11:58:16.953+03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/retro.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/retro.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />JAAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ JAJAJ AJA JAJ AJ AJ JA JAJA J AJ A<br />JUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br /><br />DIOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS<br />ME PARTO EL CUADROOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />JJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />JUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa<br />JIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />JOOOJOJOJOJOJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />HAHAHAHAHAH JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJIIIIIIJAAAAAAAAAAA<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115411182682623139?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1153757185095990132006-07-24T19:06:00.000+03:002006-07-24T19:14:17.483+03:00When you are a cool guy, with cool furniture, with a cool house, with a cool boat, with a cool gaoler ... what do you do?<br /><br />You invite your friends to a cool housewarming balcony-party of course!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/414/2368/1600/chamabalcony.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/414/2368/320/chamabalcony.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"Como quiero hacer un grill en el balcon no tengo sitiopara 9, asi q hare 2 tandas", Chama (Hervannan juntti)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115375718509599013?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ponanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598189310090047966noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1153690523516576642006-07-24T00:30:00.000+03:002006-07-24T00:35:23.533+03:00To empezo con un estudio de arquitectura en Elda, y ahora tiene un imperio por toda Espanya!!!<br /><br /><br /><p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/IMG_1766.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p><p align="center"><strong>EL VINALOPO CREA RIKEZA!!!!!</strong></p><p align="center"><strong>Cerrajeria y Automatismos Tonetti! Authorized DEALER!</strong></p><p align="center"><strong>JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJ</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115369052351657664?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1153470997370809142006-07-21T11:33:00.000+03:002006-07-21T11:36:37.370+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/08072006.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/320/08072006.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Check how they dress in Japan!! Arent you already drooling, bastards?!?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115347099737080914?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1153470810563378402006-07-21T11:27:00.000+03:002006-07-21T11:33:30.563+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/13072006%28004%29.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/320/13072006%28004%29.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Dont worry about your weak pig heart baboon. Japan is full of defibrilators everywhere, so you can use them in case you get into a crisis.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115347081056337840?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1153469884898240172006-07-21T11:13:00.000+03:002006-07-21T11:18:04.910+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/21072006%28001%29.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/320/21072006%28001%29.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Me salve por los pelos cabrones!! Si quereis que os venda mi parte del piso no teneis mas que decirmelo. No hace falta llegar a estos extremos!!<br /><br />CJ<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115346988489824017?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1152869428580848712006-07-14T12:27:00.000+03:002006-07-14T12:30:28.596+03:00ZIIII la penya va de viajez y hace entradazzzz en el blog<br /><br />CEJAS VAGO MAMON! ESCRIBE ALGO!<br />BASTA DE ANDAR DE LA MANO DE TU MUJER KOMO 2 TORTOLITOS KOMIENDO KALAMARES DE GOMA!!!<br /><br />Yo anoche ciego y fumada bestial...... y aki estoy escribiendo.... komo el Buffo en Turkia!<br /><br />Esta noche...<br /><a href="http://www.summercase.com/index_en.html">http://www.summercase.com/index_en.html</a><br /><br />BOADILLA SE KEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br /><br />JAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJ<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115286942858084871?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1152698270342216362006-07-12T12:49:00.000+03:002006-07-12T12:59:14.876+03:00<div align="center"><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Elda has a lot to offer<br />Elda is kool!<br /></strong></span><br /></div><p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/moros.jpg" border="0" /><br />HEre the main touristic attractions:</p><p>- La Pereta, una abuela con una hija que tiene un cromosoma de más y vende litros en su casa, por 3 botellas te regala una bolsa de patatas.</p><p>- Búnker, para pillar farla en el barrio de los gitanuzos.</p><p>- La Chata, para pillar farla por Sax/Sucks.</p><p>- El Pitu, cerca del curro para pillar farla.</p><p align="left">- El Abuelo, cerca del curro también para pillar farla. </p><p align="left"><br /> </p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">COME TO ELDA!</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">YOU WON'T REGRET!</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115269827034221636?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1152086391042784992006-07-05T10:57:00.000+03:002006-07-05T11:00:41.903+03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/magic%20bed.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/magic%20bed.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Bring all your broken furniture to my place!<br /><br />Yo sanare vuestros muebles con la imposicion de mi rabo<br /><br />SEEING IS BELIEVING!<br /><br />JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJ<br /><br />INSANE IN THE BRAIN !!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115208639104278499?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1150303771664278372006-06-14T19:33:00.000+03:002006-06-14T19:49:31.676+03:00El Mou y yo hemos decidido invitaros a visitar esto en Estambul.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/IMGP3773.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/IMGP3773.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Cómo era, Mo? TU y YO, tío, TU y YOO!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115030377166427837?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1150217821829016252006-06-13T19:43:00.000+03:002006-06-14T19:30:24.286+03:00Or eat THIS!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/IMGP3819.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/IMGP3819.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Por cierto, Moun, ya te he dicho que estuve en ASIA? JAJAJAJAJJA<br />T<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115021782182901625?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1150058836471393582006-06-11T22:33:00.000+03:002006-06-11T23:47:16.486+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/IMGP3758.jpg"><br />How not to be, if whenever you lift the cover you see this before you sit down?<img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/IMGP3758.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-115005883647139358?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1149920152577468042006-06-10T09:05:00.000+03:002006-06-10T09:15:52.590+03:00El Cejas ha tenido una buena idea: Cuando estemos de viaje, hacer alguna foto y ponerla aquí con una entrada. Aquí va: <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/IMGP3757.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/IMGP3757.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Una amiga peruana que vive en Estambul me invitó al Hilton a una fiesta de las cámaras de comercio latinoamericanas aquí. Llegué tarde y ella se fue, pero yo me quedé un par de horas más comiendo y bebiendo especialidades de todos los lados por cortesía de las cámaras. Lástima que cuando empezaba a subir el ron se acabó la fiesta. Caminando de vuelta al hotel tres tipos distintos me 'asaltaron' para que fuese a sus bares de tetas. Estambul promete...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114992015257746804?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1149184993927546072006-06-01T20:53:00.000+03:002006-06-01T21:03:13.940+03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/IMG_1487.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/IMG_1487.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />JAJAAJJAJJ NERDDSS!<br /><br />Mirad mi pasaporte al follaje!<br />Yo el puto amo! el controla del japones! el emperador nipon!<br />AJJAJAJAJJAJAJAAJJAAJJAJAAJ<br /><br />Start ironing the white manga underwear little lotus flowers..... HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114918499392754607?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1148640932372599252006-05-26T13:53:00.000+03:002006-05-26T13:55:32.383+03:00Y el arkitecto zenutrio dijo<br />"tendras que subirlo tu...<br />yo no se.... :(<br /><br />putos cacharros informaticos"<br /><br />Y aki esta su OBRA DE ARTE<br /><br />KE talento<br /><br />Pronto exhibira en la Tate Gallery<br /><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/CAZADOR.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114864093237259925?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1148296335412613732006-05-22T14:08:00.000+03:002006-05-22T14:12:15.426+03:00Hahaha! First Google result if you search for "<a href="http://www.pbase.com/omutante/profile">Pedro Esteban</a>"<br />Further, a recommended reading summarizing spanish life. There is Tonetto, Makako, Cejorras, Madero, Me and a lot more in this 'diary of Bridget Jones' for real men. Don't hurry, read it with time, a bit now, a bit more then... <a href="http://www.micabeza.com/diariouno.htm">It starts here!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114829633541261373?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1148084153831586372006-05-20T03:12:00.000+03:002006-05-20T03:15:53.843+03:00FELICIDADES JORRAS!<br />JAJJAAAJAJA<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/birthday.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/birthday.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114808415383158637?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1148083109407865282006-05-20T02:57:00.000+03:002006-05-20T02:58:29.420+03:00Un hecho menos conocido es el del fetichismo. Primates que utilizan de forma habitual objetos inanimados como fetiches para masturbarse. Bert Barrera, del Southwest National Primate Research Center, afirma: "Un macho chimpancé que se crió en cautividad desarrolló un fetiche con un zapato de piel, el cual solía emplear para sus prácticas masturbatorias".<br /><br />En cuanto a la imaginería sexual, un estudio por Platt y Deaner de la Duke Universtiy de Carolina del Norte demostraba que: "Virtualmente todos los monos machos están dispuestos a sacrificar un alimento o una bebida importante por tener la oportunidad de ver el culo de una hembra de su especie". Los machos de esta especie realmente valoran los estímulos visuales eróticos.<br /><br />Los bonobos son los primates más próximos genéticamente a la especie humana. Viven en Zaire y su sexualidad es muy variada. Tienen relaciones con individuos del mismo sexo o del sexo opuesto, de mayor o de menor edad. Además es el único animal que copula cara a cara −además del humano−. Algunos cambian de pareja sexual frecuentemente, mientras que otros establecen relaciones de pareja duraderas. Las parejas homosexuales entre bonobos suelen adoptar y criar a miembros huérfanos de su especie. En una misma comunidad, conviven bonobos homosexuales, bisexuales y heterosexuales sin conflictos aparentes por ello.<br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">BONOBOS RULEZ</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114808310940786528?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1146584098425093122006-05-02T18:29:00.000+03:002006-05-02T18:34:58.436+03:00Diossss esto sucks, que calor hace en áfrika, fliparíais con la farla que además hay.<br />Brutal el vídeo del To, hay que hacer un videoclip cañero.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114658409842509312?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00362454317677761210noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1146579455108721432006-05-02T17:07:00.000+03:002006-05-02T17:17:35.120+03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/Snowtown.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/Snowtown.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />AJJAJAJAA<br />La Canyada Blanca<br />El Caco<br />Torreta<br />Sux<br />Les Salinetes<br /><br />JAJAJAJ A JAJA JAJAJAJAJAJJA AJ JAJA JAJA JAJ<br /><br />Desde el satelite se ven las montanyas de coca...... Diossssss<br />Salid de alla antes de ke peteis!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114657945510872143?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1146576203964622132006-05-02T16:19:00.000+03:002006-05-02T16:23:23.976+03:00Vaya viaje subrealista!<br /><br />El mensaje que le mande a un colega lo dice todo:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> I'm in Hamburg with a monkey,<br /> a jew, a clown and a black vampire<br />dancing sabotage.<br /> Can you ask for something else in life?!<br /></div><br />BRUTAL!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114657620396462213?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144854500884725192006-04-12T18:06:00.000+03:002006-04-12T18:08:20.900+03:00The world stinks............ but it would stink less without you!<br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/snuffit1.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114485450088472519?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144824473704655212006-04-12T09:45:00.000+03:002006-04-12T09:47:53.716+03:00I know this is not the kind of post that fits too much with this blog, but... some of us have a heart also!<br /><br />Just give it a <a href="http://www.passport.panda.org">shot</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114482447370465521?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144670569072672242006-04-10T14:59:00.000+03:002006-04-10T15:02:49.090+03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/www.buy4cheap.biz.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/www.buy4cheap.biz.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114467056907267224?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144332886971214022006-04-06T17:13:00.000+03:002006-04-06T17:14:46.990+03:00Then check this out motherfuckers from hell!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jollydragon.net/">http://www.jollydragon.net/</a><br /><br /><br />I think we are all in need!<br /><br />But please some organisation........ we don't want to be in the same happenings at the same time!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114433288697121402?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144225266233474312006-04-05T11:17:00.000+03:002006-04-05T11:21:06.236+03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/MVC-034Sh.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/MVC-034Sh.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/fathippylogo.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/fathippylogo.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Is it enough clear? JAJAJAJAJAJAJJA<br /><br />We are all pathetic........ <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>ALL OF US!<br /></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114422526623347431?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144224807108636062006-04-05T11:10:00.000+03:002006-04-05T11:13:27.126+03:00BLA BLA BAL BLA BLA BLA<br /><br />ademas eso de empezar kon una palabra kool keda de puta madre....... la sakaste de alguna revista de moda de tias de esas donde pides la ropa?<br /><br />>Te acuerdas cuando hablamos hace varios meses y yo te decia que queria hacer un viaje largo este verano?? una de las ideas era ir a america del sur, pero >tambien te hable de australia, india, africa y JAPON! que me respondiste tu? AJAJAJA<br />pero estas borracho???? Me pido los 5 kontinentes??? JAJA tienes 5 anyos? es esto terapia de regresion? Klaro ke tendras ke ir a Japon..... porque te has pedido todos los paises del mundo mundial y todos los continentes JAJAJA<br /><br />y la conversacion fue asi<br /><br />Rata del Ebro: Kieroz biajarz por todo el mundoooo mundiallls. Kiero komprazz ropaz kuulllll. Kiero hacer un viaje largoz<br /><br />Rata cantabrica: Vera senyor....... yo no hare un viaje largo, porque kiero tener vacaciones durante todo el anyo y no concentradas en un solo mes<br /><br />Rata del Ebro: Perrooozz yo todo el mundoosszz, kontinentezz kuuulll. Lo ke molarr a mi mazz ez andar pol bozke y la junglazzz komo tarzannnn y montar kamellozz y komprar ropazzzzz en pekenyaasz ziudadezz perdidazz porl el rainforezztttt, porque azi doy dinerozz a los ninyoz ke kozen ropaz kon munyonezzz en vez de dedozzz. Ademaz... zoy komo felizz rodliguez de la fuentezzzz..... me guztan mogollon los animalitozzzz y los inzectozz<br /><br />Rata cantabrica: Querido amigo, te repito ke me gustan los viajes concentrados, donde se mezclan la cultura, arte y ciegos de forma ordenada. MAyor numero de actividades en menor tiempo. Tambien te comentare que me gusta mas visitar urbes y museos a hacer el mono por la jungla.<br /><br />Rata del Ebro: PEroooooo yoooo todoooozz el mundooooozzz kuullll. ME lo pido todooozzz. kiero ir a todoooooz zitioozzz<br /><br />Rata del cantabriko: En Europa hay millones de ciudades ke ver y de kosas ke hacer, las kuales se pueden hacer perfectamente en largos fines de semana, kon<br /> lo ke no pierdes dias de vakaciones.<br /><br />Rata del Ebro: (21 de MArzo) guapozz email mono..... buenas opziones..... a ver ke paza..... deztinozz muy interezannntezzz.... biajar ke biennnnn todo ez kuulllll... nezezito un jerzey nuevoooo. A ver ke dezidizzzz, dezizmelo y a ver ke paza (= para evitarnos)<br /><br />Rata del cantabriko: Intentare organizar un viaje kanyero, ya ke no voy a coger un mes de vakaciones para hacer la ruta 66, o 20 dias para konducir por Noruega. Propongo mogollon de destinos kanyerisimos, para hacer alla un viaje de 10 a 15 dias, todos juntos, komo amigos del alma, para conocernos mejor y potenciar nuestra amistad<br /><br />Rata del Ebro (ayer): Buenooooozzzzzz,...... ke bien todoooz noo????...... por ziertoooooo.... .ze me olvidabbaaaa...... ke me boy al japonz konmi mujer....... ademaz intentarez llamarz a mi drugooo de zoria. Zi...... Japonzz ez kool. Tienenzz ropazz muy kool...... ademazz komo me guzzta mucha la zelva, bozkez y animalitozzzz, alli tienenennn a mogollonzzzz..... rainforeztt brutall. a ver zi adoptoo un perriko y un ninyoozzz<br /><br />Rata cantabrika: Pues si, yo vi la misma oferta, y pensaba emailearla a mis colegas (ayer por la noche), para organizar el viaje sobre el ke escribi el dia 21 de MArzo.<br />Porque no tengo miedo a ke se acaben los billetes, o a mezclar a mis amigos con mi chorba, etc<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114422480710863606?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144172023833449782006-04-04T20:33:00.000+03:002006-04-04T20:42:02.696+03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/414/2368/1600/rat-on-sequencer-color.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/414/2368/320/rat-on-sequencer-color.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />After all these deep discussions about the amazing world of rats I have found a piece of information that might be of interest for the rat researchers visiting this blog. A new kind of rat has been recently found in a Tampere sewer. This extraordinary rat is characterized by its pussy-mouth and its apetite for menstrual blood. Because of this has been scientifically named as rattus hematofilus.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114417202383344978?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ponanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598189310090047966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144160980745061352006-04-04T17:28:00.000+03:002006-04-04T17:29:40.766+03:00This is the passport picture of the las conquer of the rat!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/30-10TJBBD8S00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/320/30-10TJBBD8S00.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Does she look familiar??<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114416098074506135?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144160120013786482006-04-04T17:14:00.000+03:002006-04-04T17:16:52.973+03:00Mono eres tan abyecto!<br /><br />Te acuerdas cuando hablamos hace varios meses y yo te decia que queria hacer un viaje largo este verano?? una de las ideas era ir a america del sur, pero tambien te hable de australia, india, africa y JAPON! que me respondiste tu?<br /><br />Aqui podeis seguir como fue la conversacion y como funciona el cerebro de la RATA que el mono esta hecha.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rata:</span> "no se... es que estan muy lejos y se necesitan muchos dias para ir alli"<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">lo que la Rata quiso decir:</span> me da panico estar en un avion mas de dos horas seguidas. No se si mi corazon de cerdo transplantado en este cuerpo de mono aguantaria tanta tension<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rata:</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>"ademas, en Europa hay muchos sitios por ver. Voy a ir a suiza por 5a vez, a Dinamarca por 3a, a suecia por 9a..."<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> lo que la Rata quiso decir:</span> "Ademas, si voy tan lejos la gente es distinta y me mirara raro. Estoy tan asustado. Si ya estaba muerto de miedo en Letonia cuando intentabamos encontrar un hostal, imaginate en china, japon, africa..."<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Yo</span>:</span> Pero como puedes ser tan cateto. Por que no sales a ver algo de mundo. Todas las ciudades Europeas son iguales, hay que salir a ver algo un poco distinto.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">lo que la rata entendio:</span> Soy un tio mucho mas joven que tu, mas inteligente que tu, con mas huevos que tu y ademas soy feliz. En cambio tu eres tan pateeeetico. Me das tanta pena!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>Rata:</span> Que dices, no me cansare nunca de ir a Berna. Aunque haya estado ya 500 veces siempre hay algun museo o iglesia que no he visto<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">lo que la Rata quiso decir:</span> "Soy un tio tan triste que me he visto todos los museos de Suiza, incluyendo los museos del Gruyere, estiercol para vacas y pantalones de tiroleses. Claro que a mi edad, mejor no arriesgarme mucho. Algun dia tendre que llamar a Loren para asi poder irnos los de marcha. Siempre del lado de la seguridad, claro!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Yo</span>: </span>Tu veras lo que haces, pero yo, cuando pueda me piro cuanto mas lejos mejor<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> lo que la rata entendio:</span> Soy un tio mucho mas joven que tu, mas inteligente que tu, con mas huevos que tu y ademas soy feliz. En cambio tu eres tan pateeeetico que me das pena<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rata: </span> Bueno te dejo que acabo de llegar a casa<br />l<span style="font-weight: bold;">lo que la Rata quiso decir:</span> Te dejo que tengo que volver a mi patetica existencia y no quiero que escuches por telefono como mi unflushable me da la chapa y me maltrata<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Yo</span>:</span> Venga, cuidate. Nos vemos<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">lo que la rata entendio:</span> Soy un tio mucho mas joven que tu, mas inteligente que tu, con mas huevos que tu y ademas soy feliz. En cambio tu eres tan pateeeetico . Me das tanta pena!<br /><br />Ah, por cierto, no intentes deshacerte de tu mote de rata. Creo que en el blog hay bastantes pruebas de quien fue la primera rata. Aunque ahora intentes ocultar tu pasado llenando el blog de mierda como siempre haces<br /><br />Y tu madero, no estes dolido conmigo. Alguna vez te has follado alguna tia buena. Pero de ahi a que digas que solo te follas modelos... Que rapido se te ha olvidado la ultima del apartamento de German, no? cuanto pesaria?? 200kg?? 300kg??<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114416012001378648?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1144142074364966422006-04-04T12:11:00.000+03:002006-04-04T12:14:34.376+03:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/rata.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/rata.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Con su cachirulo, su jersey de esquiar cool y sus historias de ternero degollado........... y su sekuaz el soriano intrépido....<br /><br />Pero a nosotros no nos la das kon queso........... tu sucks y punto.<br /><br />Firmado: The Amor Serdo Club<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114414207436496642?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1143587935973831392006-03-29T02:17:00.000+03:002006-03-29T02:18:55.986+03:00Hahahaha, now we know why the McRat <a href="http://www.elpais.es/articulo/elpportec/20060328elpepunet_3/Tes/internet/Tener/blog/imprescindible/ser/cool">posts </a>so many entries...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114358793597383139?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1143472401735948602006-03-27T18:11:00.000+03:002006-03-27T18:13:21.756+03:00When I thought Madero was my best creation.................... then I found this<br /><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/Mimimak%20%2827.03.2006%29.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114347240173594860?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1143277129886358962006-03-25T10:45:00.000+02:002006-03-25T10:58:49.900+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/DSC04477.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/320/DSC04477.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/mono1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/320/mono1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Can you find any relationship between these two pictures?!?!?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114327712988635896?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1143032938772598352006-03-22T15:07:00.000+02:002006-03-22T15:08:58.783+02:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/pollacerd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/pollacerd.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>PiggyPolla and his friends at the countryside<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114303293877259835?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142967278437738082006-03-21T20:53:00.000+02:002006-03-21T20:56:03.346+02:00Sell your house Polla and invest the money in your <a href="http://www.libertaddigital.com/noticias/noticia_1276267061.html">dreams</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114296727843773808?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142935711991956602006-03-21T11:56:00.000+02:002006-03-21T12:08:32.006+02:00<strong>Japon</strong><br />Papos extra tight y superpijas que no follan ni patras. Mira los sex reviews en internet mamon. Mandame la pagina donde digan que en Japon se folla a saco. Pero claaaaro igual todo el mundo miente para mantener el paraiso sexual japones alejado de nosotros<br /><br /><strong>China</strong><br />CHINA SUCKS! CHINESE PEOPLE SUCK MORE! THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN CHINA!<br /><br /><strong>Islandia</strong><br />si me mandan a la conferencia esa pues yo tambien voy (a follar)<br /><br /><strong>Volar a Miami y conducir hasta Nueva York</strong><br />En las grandes ciudades me parece que no vamos a follar a saco. En New Yorky en Philadelphia las tias eran superpijas y estaban demasiado buenas para ti mono.<br /><br /><strong>Volar a Vancouver y conducir hasta Tijuana (con incursion a Las Vegas)</strong><br />Las vegas SUCK. Es como ir a disneyland. Lleno de domingueros catetos jugando a las tragaperras. Es vicio de pacotilla y ultra-safe! En USA lo quemola es ir a pueblacos perdidos de Montana. Ahí SI que podemos follar paletas a carretillas. Nos vamos al bareto mas chungo del pueblo y si los locales no nos ostian nos follamos a sus zorras<br /><br /><strong>Transiberiano, o Vodka train</strong><br />Al fin un plan que es bueno y ademas barato. Ahora, follar follaremos solo aquellos a los que nuestra moral nos permita pagar por ello<br /><br /><strong>Chile</strong><br />SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS. Lo del madero con la paivi es patetico pero lo tuyo de ir hasta Chile simplemente para mendigar un polvo con una gorda es lo mas bajo<br /><br /><strong>Lithuania-Belarusia-Ukrania</strong><br />Este plan tambien es bueno. Podeis contar conmigo. Y si prescindimos denuestra moral y decimos a las ninyas ukranianas que nos vamos a casar conellas al igual hasta follamos<br /><br /><strong>Sudafrika</strong><br />DE QUE VAS MONO? Si quieres follarte negras con sida vete a la casa de campo<br /><br /><strong>Brasil</strong><br />A ver mono que eres mas lerdo que mi polla cuando esta dura. Los metodos de follaje estan claramente relacionados con el desarrollo economico y la religion dominante de un pais:<br />- Paises desarrollados poco religiosos o protestantes (e.g. Finlandia, USA): sobre todo en las areas rurales se folla a saco y sin pagar (jaja o cuenta la gente)<br />- Paises subdesarrollados con focos de riqueza brutal (e.g. Rusia, Brasil,...): Tres opciones para follar: O te casas con una pobre para sacarla delpais o te follas una puta o eres un pijo rico y guaperas que se folla a ninyas pijas bollycao (somos uno de estos??)<br />- Paises catolicos subdesarrollados (e.g. Espanya, Italia, Rumania): O casarte o de putas.<br /><br /><br />Polla... you are sick dude!<br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/enfermo.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114293571199195660?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142794096889940342006-03-19T20:40:00.000+02:002006-03-20T07:05:55.396+02:00Wanna look like this?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/hives.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/320/hives.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Try order the suit from <a href="http://www.image-boutique.com/">here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114279409688994034?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142495374002732112006-03-16T09:47:00.000+02:002006-03-16T09:49:34.013+02:00Wanna see how lucky you are? wanna check how rich you are? Even though I know the rat will feel good about <a href="http://www.globalrichlist.com/">this</a>, it is quite sad<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114249537400273211?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142259773188346452006-03-13T16:20:00.000+02:002006-03-13T16:22:53.200+02:00Just have a look at<br /><a href="http://www.buffo.com/">http://www.buffo.com/</a><br /><br />Buffo.... develop your career in the Zirkus with Tonetto!<br /><br />Anyway, it cannot be more humillating than your everyday life!<br /><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/buffo.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114225977318834645?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142254674018520202006-03-13T14:55:00.000+02:002006-03-13T15:00:27.966+02:00You look before you and you only see your past...<br /><a href="http://www.retrofuck.com">Polla</a>, Salfa, etc.etc.<br />some things never change...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/1600/Jambre_carpanta.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6090/2266/320/Jambre_carpanta.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114225467401852020?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142194327665110762006-03-12T22:07:00.000+02:002006-03-12T22:12:07.676+02:00WE WANT TO EAT!<br />WE ARE HUNGRY!<br />WE ARE WAITING FOR THE DINNER YOU PROMISED<br /><br />KEEP YOUR PROMISES OR YOU WILL NOT BE BETTER THAN US<br />DON'T BE A TAKANYO KATALUFO<br /><br />WE WANT BARRUFETS, COSTICOLLS, NUSTALPENS Y FLOTILLOTS<br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/rats.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114219432766511076?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142159052761367152006-03-12T12:18:00.000+02:002006-03-12T12:24:12.776+02:00I don't know how many rats I can find.......... but there are all kinds of disgusting animals out there.,....... some of them having human hearts (as many pigs also have).<br /><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/05%20-%20Buitreraptor%20Pollarum%201%20%2817.10.2005%29.jpg" border="0" /><p align="center"><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc33cc;"><strong>Buitreraptor Pollarum</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114215905276136715?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1142010667122845112006-03-10T19:06:00.000+02:002006-03-10T19:11:07.160+02:00<div align="center"><br />Or you will suffer the consequences!<br /><br /><br /></div><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/13%20-%20Montblanc%20Man%20%2808.03.2006%29.jpg" border="0" /><p align="center"><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>MORE DINNERS AND LESS PROVOKING</strong></span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114201066712284511?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141995962489131012006-03-10T15:03:00.000+02:002006-03-10T15:08:13.330+02:00We are surrounded (5.1) by rats. They are everywhere, not keeping promises, stabbing you in the back, etc. etc. Who can find the most ratty rat? Post it, people!<br />T<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e71/topiseta/Rat.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e71/topiseta/Rat.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114199596248913101?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141902396131907812006-03-09T13:04:00.000+02:002006-03-09T13:06:36.150+02:00"Next week I make dinner"<br /><br />That was the phrase<br /><br />2 weeks ago<br /><br />Starving people still waiting<br />Dark<br />Long<br />Hungry<br />Time goes<br /><br />Nothing happens<br /><br />NEVER TRUST A CATALAN RAT<br />HIS PROMISES ARE ALWAYS EMPTY<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114190239613190781?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141802624056526692006-03-08T09:22:00.001+02:002006-03-08T09:23:44.066+02:00Aquí ya teníamos <a href="http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2006/03/08/ciencia/1141780387.html">ejemplares</a> y nadie la daba importancia...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114180262405652669?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141325179783830732006-03-02T20:36:00.000+02:002006-03-02T23:59:46.140+02:00Those .............................<br /><br />----------------------<br />THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED<br />-------------------------<br /><br />If there is something worse than censorship.......................that is self-censorship<br /><br />I hope someday we could live in a society where freedom of speech is respected and sarcasm and irony can be used (healthyly) without boundaries<br /><br />Things that are done are done and cannot be changed. You have to live with them like TIOS and not try to hide them like they haven't happenned. There is nothing worse than living in regret.<br /><br />Some sense of humour COÑO!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114132517978383073?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141310101019411302006-03-02T16:31:00.000+02:002006-03-02T16:42:04.926+02:00Have you seen the comment madero has left on the first post?!?!<br /><br />Madero!!! go back to stonhenge!!<br /><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><br />Anonymous said... <p> De que se supone que debemosha blar aqui?<br />Almogavers?<br />Desperta Ferro?<br />en ingles?<br />en esàñol?<br />por que si pincho en Carlos o la Poli empieza a aparecer gente que no conozco de nada y con la que desde luego no quiero hablar?<br />No entiendo nada.....<br />que alguien me explique de que va esto... por favor....<br /><br />Ps. Sirve para pillar? por lo menos?<br /><br />MADERO</p><p>---------------------------------------------</p><p>If you had been brought up in a cutting edge like Mr. Makokool aka "Baboon" you wouldnt have these problems. Here a picture that shows all the family in the early 90s gathered around the computer<br /></p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/monkeys.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/400/monkeys.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114131010101941130?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141309366389441762006-03-02T16:19:00.000+02:002006-03-02T16:22:46.396+02:00Pigs!<br /><br />this is the website of a place in Hki that seems to be the closest to Doris that you can find in here.<br /><a href="http://www.kuudeslinja.com/"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://www.kuudeslinja.com/ </span></a><br /><br /><br />Ape, maybe you can get inside this one! Btw, check the end of the website, it seems you can send them demo CDs! Nonsense and PikkuPuu playing in Hki?!?!? Who knows!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114130936638944176?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141305865990017472006-03-02T15:24:00.000+02:002006-03-02T15:24:26.003+02:00BUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br /><br />echo de menos ke mi rusito me de canya!! AJAJJAJAJJAA<br /><br />Golfa a.k.a. The Golfa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114130586599001747?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141301711132958282006-03-02T14:13:00.000+02:002006-03-02T14:15:11.140+02:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/1600/Salfa1.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/Salfa1.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114130171113295828?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141216184167051302006-03-01T14:25:00.000+02:002006-03-01T14:29:44.176+02:00I cannot work! I need to Post! More, I cannot stop. I need blog. I need BLOG!! Please, let me blog.<br />JAJAJAJJA<br />T<br />P.S: Is it not obvious why I moderate my blog? Poor Cejas wanted to make something creative, but again the one and same destroys everything. This is the most similar to a human DoS attack that I have seen. And it calls itself cool. Sorry. Kool.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114121618416705130?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141215719064550302006-03-01T14:18:00.000+02:002006-03-01T14:21:59.066+02:00Ser arquitecto es la clave para ser kool??<br /><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/07%20-%20Geriatriko%20Madero%20%2829.11.2005%29.jpg" border="0" /><p align="center"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"><strong>WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THEN MADERO???</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114121571906455030?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141215360758907812006-03-01T14:13:00.000+02:002006-03-01T14:16:00.776+02:00When he fucks beautiful girls?<br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/08%20-%20The%20Attack%20of%20the%20Cum%20Eater%20%2813.12.2005%29.jpg" border="0" /><br /><p> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"><strong>THEN MADERO IS NOT KOOL!</strong></span></p><p> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114121536075890781?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141212021757098452006-03-01T13:11:00.000+02:002006-03-01T13:20:21.766+02:00There is a problem ...............................<br /><br /><br /><p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/Problem.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>And the nerd engineer from Ensto got a solution!<br /></p><p></p><p></p><p><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/solution.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>PAJARRAKOS SAVER</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3366ff;">Designed by Kateto Engineers</span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3366ff;">Used by Pathetic Animals</span></p><p> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114121202175709845?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141205116819229022006-03-01T11:20:00.000+02:002006-03-01T11:25:16.826+02:00Cejas is trying to escape from his situation........ and he tries to do that by all the time trying to be more kool than us....... and of course ....we are not going to let him show off his catetez all the time.<br /><br />Cejas....... we support you...... but understand....... you can not try to be better than us!<br /><br />Here some help for you .. hope it helps<br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/autoayuda.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114120511681922902?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141204343581954042006-03-01T10:58:00.000+02:002006-03-01T11:12:23.590+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/2.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/400/2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/400/1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I hope you feel more relaxed after all the last posts. It is good that I am starting this course now so I will be able to stand all your frustration. However, probably you have just started, havent you?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114120434358195404?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141200034664486552006-03-01T09:52:00.000+02:002006-03-01T10:00:34.673+02:00<span style="font-family:arial;">If you have seen the movie "Bridget Jones Diary".... you might remember the luser with the luser clothes and the luser attitude.........<br /><br />Find the differences (if any) with our beloved friend Mr CJ......... .... as you can see.... the both of them are fashion victims..... wearing the trendiest pullovers you can find in the market.<br /></span><br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/400/Stylish%20Boys.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114120003466448655?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141141098450504132006-02-28T17:35:00.000+02:002006-02-28T17:38:18.463+02:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/414/2368/1600/7dif.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/414/2368/320/7dif.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Find the differences...apart from the fact the the guy in the left is tanner and wears a much cooler outfit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114114109845050413?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ponanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17598189310090047966noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141140237893628232006-02-28T17:21:00.000+02:002006-02-28T17:23:57.903+02:00El tiempo pasa para todos......... para unos mas rapido ke para otros<br /><br />Cejas ....... time is ticking...... do something before it is too late!<br /><br />in couple of years you will end up like this<br /><br /><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8011/2366/320/kulmakarvat.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114114023789362823?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141132890562419562006-02-28T15:21:00.000+02:002006-02-28T15:21:30.563+02:00Unas cejorras muy gordas<br /><br />Para limpiar los parabrisas<br /><br />en los semaforos de Zaragozaaaaaaa<br /><br />(Jota tradicional aragonesa adaptada por Mako)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114113289056241956?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141132804679069882006-02-28T15:20:00.000+02:002006-02-28T15:20:04.680+02:00Sois todos unos katetos<br /><br />Los blogs para los lerdos<br /><br />Viva Engels<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114113280467906988?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Makohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18414112207065791527noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141130892789453442006-02-28T14:35:00.000+02:002006-02-28T17:07:12.346+02:00Why did Pontius Pilatus chose Barrabas-Judas the Miserable for his cottage trip? Was not CeJesus, the more natural choice?<br />Was he not more in need of a weekend away of his sufferings?´<br />Did he not deserve to fish from a barrel of Salmon?<br />But Pontius chose Ponan the Miserable, maybe, because next to him, Pontius looks more accesible. Possibly because he cannot (yet) cast a shadow over his skiing skills. Possibly because he does not speak finnish, either?<br />Why not me, father?<br /><br />Here is the foreseeable future, in the marital life<br /><a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/ikea.html">http://www.glumbert.com/media/ikea.html</a><br /><br />and in the artistic life<br /><a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/elektronik.html">http://www.glumbert.com/media/elektronik.html</a><br />T<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114113089278945344?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tobiashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04811708285727816155noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1141121555088467802006-02-28T12:04:00.000+02:002006-02-28T12:12:35.096+02:00<a name="The Arrest of Jesus:"></a>Eight hour of the Passion<br /><p><strong></strong>Good Friday, 12 to 1 AM</p> <p> Judas led soldiers of the Roman battalion and guards from the chief priests and Pharisees, who went there with lanterns, torches, swords, and clubs to arrest Jesus (Mt.27, Mk.14, Lk.22, Jn.18).</p> <b> </b> The Gospels call Judas "the traitor", who had given them a sign: <i>"The one I kiss, he is the man, arrest him". And he went directly to Jesus and said, "Good evening, Master", and he gave him a kiss… Jesus said to Judas, "friend", "are you betraying the Son of man with a kiss?"<br /><br /></i><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/1600/Judas.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5356/2349/320/Judas.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><i><br />Admire the reencarnation of Judas Iscariot. After praising my idea of creating a blog where we all could express our "feelings" he stabs me in the back as soon as I turn back. "You too Bruto??"</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114112155508846780?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23000948.post-1140862662656239562006-02-25T12:15:00.000+02:002006-02-28T00:50:38.776+02:00Here you can get a broader picture of the whole story of the almogavares.<br /><br /><a href="http://historymedren.about.com/od/aentries/a/11_almogavares.htm">http://historymedren.about.com/od/aentries/a/11_almogavares.htm</a><br /><br />How do they connect with us? I hope someone explains it in here<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23000948-114086266265623956?l=almogavares.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CJshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05719321689068758281noreply@blogger.com3